BREAKING
  • Provider announces 10M-token context window; model forgets your name mid-sentence
  • Status page reports 100% uptime for 400 consecutive days. Status page is a JPEG
  • “FP16” confirmed to stand for “Fairly Probably 1.6-bit”
  • Startup’s in-house frontier model introduces itself as somebody else’s model
  • Terms of Service updated again; page 212 now grants ownership of your cat
  • “Unlimited” plan clarified to mean “reasonable use”, defined as “less than you”
  • Support bot marks its own outage as resolved
  • Discord announces “small pricing adjustment”. Prices up 400%
Shady Providers Wiki Investigation in progress

A Nyuu Labs investigation

Shady Providers Wiki

The definitive tier list of shady AI inference providers. Silent quantization, vanishing context windows, imaginary uptime and “OpenAI-compatible” in name only. Documented, cross-examined and ranked from S to F.[citation needed]

Coming soon

Names redacted until launch, pending legal review, a second legal review, and a vibe check.

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Tier list preview Higher = shadier
  1. SShadow Realm
  2. AAbsolutely Not
  3. BBait & Switch
  4. CCreative Accounting
  5. DDiscord-Only Support
  6. FFine, Suspiciously